A man was driving down the road when he saw a sign that read, "Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued, he pulled over and went to check it out.
When he arrived at the house, the owner led him to the backyard where a dog was lying on a porch swing, wearing sunglasses and sipping a martini.
"Is it true that you can talk?" the man asked the dog.
"Sure is," the dog replied nonchalantly.
The man was astonished. "That's amazing! What's your story?"
The dog leaned back and said, "Well, I discovered my gift when I was just a puppy. I wanted to help the CIA, so I started working as a spy. I traveled the world, gathering information and reporting back to headquarters. I saved countless lives and thwarted many evil plots."
The man was in awe. "That's incredible! But why are you here now?"
The dog let out a sigh. "Well, I got tired of the espionage world. It became too dangerous and exhausting. So I retired and decided to live a life of luxury. I spend my days lounging in the sun, drinking martinis, and chatting with strangers who come to visit me."
The man was impressed. "That's quite the life you have here."
The dog smirked. "Yeah, it's ruff."