A man walked into a bar with a pet octopus. He said to the bartender, "I bet you $50 that my octopus can play any musical instrument you give him."
The bartender laughed and said, "Sure, why not?"
So the man handed the octopus a guitar. To everyone's surprise, the octopus started playing an incredible solo, shredding on the guitar like a rockstar.
The bartender, amazed, handed the octopus a saxophone. Again, the octopus played perfectly, hitting all the right notes and rhythms.
Finally, the bartender handed the octopus a set of bagpipes. The octopus looked puzzled for a moment, but then he started playing… and it was the worst noise anyone had ever heard. People in the bar were covering their ears and groaning in agony.
The bartender couldn't stop laughing and said, "Well, looks like you owe me $50."
The man sighed and said, "Alright, but before I pay up, can we at least acknowledge the fact that my octopus is the only one in the world that can play two out of three instruments perfectly?"
The bartender chuckled and replied, "Fair point. I'll give you that one."