A man walks into a bar with a tiny piano and a little man who is only a foot tall. He sets up the piano on the bar and the little man starts playing the most beautiful music anyone has ever heard.
The bartender, amazed by the spectacle, asks the man where he found such a talented musician. The man explains that he found a genie who granted him one wish, and he wished for a tiny piano player who could play any song flawlessly.
The bartender is so impressed that he offers to buy the tiny pianist for $1,000. The man agrees and hands over the little man, who continues to play the piano like a pro.
As the night goes on, the bartender starts to notice something strange. Every time the little man finishes playing a song, he disappears under the bar for a few seconds before popping back up to play the next one.
Curious, the bartender asks the man about this strange behavior. The man chuckles and says, "Oh, that's just his encore. He likes to take a quick shot of whiskey before he starts playing again!"
The bartender can't believe his ears and bursts out laughing. "A tiny drunk piano player? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"
And so, the man and the bartender spend the rest of the night laughing and drinking, enjoying the music of the talented (and tipsy) little pianist.