A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads, "Free drinks for life- just complete the challenge!" Intrigued, the man asks the bartender what the challenge is.
The bartender explains, "Well, first you have to drink an entire bottle of hot sauce without flinching. Then, you have to go outside and wrestle a bear. And finally, you have to make love to the oldest woman in the village."
The man is hesitant, but decides to give it a try. He chugs the bottle of hot sauce, wipes his mouth, and heads outside to find the bear. The whole bar watches in amazement as the man emerges from the forest a few minutes later, scratched and bruised but victorious over the bear.
Next, he heads off to find the oldest woman in the village. The whole bar is on pins and needles, wondering if he will actually go through with it. After what feels like an eternity, the man returns to the bar, a look of pure satisfaction on his face.
The bartender cheers and hands the man a drink, saying, "Congratulations! You have completed the challenge and earned free drinks for life. But I have to ask- how was the old woman?"
The man takes a sip of his drink and replies, "Well, the old woman was a bit feisty at first, but once I got her dentures out, it was smooth sailing!"