Three men were stranded on a deserted island when they came across a magic lamp. They rubbed it and out popped a genie who granted them each one wish.
The first man said, "I wish to be off this island and back home with my family." *poof* he was gone.
The second man said, "I wish to be rich and have a mansion and a yacht." *poof* he was gone.
The third man looked around at the deserted island, scratched his head and said, "Well, I'm kinda lonely now…I wish those other two guys were back here with me."