One day, a man decided to visit a psychic to see what the future held for him. The psychic laid out her tarot cards and started to read his fortune.
After a few moments, the psychic gasped and looked up at the man with a shocked expression. "I'm sorry, but I can't continue the reading. Your future is too horrible to reveal," she said.
The man was taken aback and demanded to know what was so terrible about his future. The psychic hesitated for a moment before responding, "In the next few years, you will become incredibly wealthy and successful. You will live in a huge mansion, drive fancy cars, and have everything you've ever dreamed of."
The man was confused. "That doesn't sound so bad. Why is that horrible?"
The psychic replied, "Because in ten years, you will lose it all in a freak accident involving a pack of wild monkeys and a tub of expired mayonnaise."
The man couldn't help but burst into laughter at the absurdity of the psychic's prediction. "Monkeys and mayonnaise? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!"
But the psychic just shook her head and said, "I'm sorry, but the cards never lie."
Years went by, and the man did indeed become incredibly wealthy and successful. He lived in a mansion, drove fancy cars, and had everything he'd ever dreamed of. But in the back of his mind, he always remembered the psychic's warning about the monkeys and mayonnaise.
Then one day, as he was walking down the street, he saw a group of wild monkeys running towards him. Panicking, he ran into a nearby grocery store and grabbed the first thing he saw to defend himself – a tub of expired mayonnaise.
As he stood there, surrounded by monkeys and covered in mayonnaise, he couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. And in that moment, he realized that sometimes, the future may be unpredictable, but it's always up to us to find the humor in it.