A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he's sitting at the bar, he notices a tiny man playing a tiny piano on the counter. Intrigued, he asks the bartender about the tiny man.
The bartender explains, "Oh, that's the amazing Tiny Tim! He's a talented musician who travels around with his tiny piano, entertaining people wherever he goes."
The man is amazed and asks the bartender if he can speak to Tiny Tim. The bartender nods and brings the man over to the tiny piano.
"Hello there, Tiny Tim! I must say, you're quite the talented musician," the man exclaims.
Tiny Tim looks up at the man and smiles, "Thank you! I've been playing the piano since I was just a tiny tot. It's in my tiny blood."
The man laughs and asks, "So, do you only play the tiny piano? Or do you have any tiny jokes up your sleeve as well?"
Tiny Tim grins mischievously and replies, "Oh, I have plenty of tiny jokes! But be warned, they're not for the faint of heart. They're…tiny risque."
The man chuckles and encourages Tiny Tim to tell one of his tiny jokes. So, Tiny Tim clears his tiny throat and starts:
"Why did the tiny man bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!"
The man bursts out laughing, spilling his beer in the process. Tiny Tim giggles at his own joke and starts playing a jaunty little tune on his tiny piano.
And so, the man spends the rest of the evening chatting with Tiny Tim, listening to his tiny jokes, and enjoying the music of the tiniest pianist he's ever met. It turns out, good things really do come in tiny packages.