One day, a man walks into a bar and notices a jar full of money on the counter. Curious, he asks the bartender about it.
The bartender explains, "We have a challenge for our customers. If you can complete three tasks, you get all the money in the jar."
Intrigued, the man asks what the tasks are.
"First, you have to drink an entire bottle of hot sauce without flinching. Second, you have to go outside and pull out a loose tooth from our pet alligator. And third, you have to make love to our oldest regular customer, who is 85 years old and hasn't been with a man in decades," the bartender explains.
The man considers the challenge for a moment and decides to go for it. He chugs the hot sauce, shuddering from the intense burn. He then bravely heads outside to face the alligator, emerging a few minutes later with a tooth in hand.
Finally, the man goes upstairs to the old woman's room. The bartender and the other patrons listen intently as they hear the sound of giggles and laughter coming from the room. After a while, the man emerges, panting and sweating.
The bartender asks, "So, did you complete all three tasks?"
The man nods and replies, "Yes, I did. But let's be real, that bottle of hot sauce was nothing compared to that alligator. And pulling out the tooth was a walk in the park compared to making love to that old woman. But the real challenge was trying to get her dentures back in afterwards!"