Therapist's Diagnosis: Feeling Lost in the Shuffle

A man goes to a therapist and says, "Doc, I think I'm a deck of cards."

The therapist replies, "Well, I can see you're a little shuffled up."

The man says, "No, really, I'm a deck of cards. All day long I feel like I'm being shuffled around and dealt with."

The therapist asks, "Do you have any other symptoms?"

The man says, "Well, I'm also constantly being cut, flipped, and sometimes thrown on the table."

The therapist thinks for a moment and then says, "Okay, I see what's going on here. You're just feeling a little lost in the shuffle."

The man looks relieved and says, "Yes, exactly! Thank you, doctor. I feel so much better now."

The therapist nods and replies, "Of course, anytime you feel like you're losing it, just remember to keep a full deck and play your cards right."