Two friends were out camping in the woods when they heard a strange noise coming from the bushes. Curious, they went to investigate and found a big, hairy, grizzly bear taking a nap.
One friend said, "I've always wanted to see a bear up close. Do you think we should wake it up?"
The other friend replied, "Are you crazy? Do you want to get mauled by a bear?"
But the first friend was feeling brave and decided to wake up the bear anyway. The bear growled and opened its eyes, looking very annoyed.
The first friend said, "Hey bear, do you know what time it is?"
The bear groggily replied, "Ugh, it's time to get out of my face."
The second friend quickly grabbed the first friend and said, "I told you not to wake up the bear! Now we're going to get eaten!"
But the bear just yawned and said, "Nah, I'm too tired to eat you guys right now. Just get out of here and let me sleep."
The friends quickly ran back to their campsite, laughing at how silly they had been to wake up a grumpy bear. And from that day on, they always made sure to leave sleeping bears alone.