Safari Surprise: Outrunning Lions and Guide's Fine Print

One day, a man decides to go on a safari in Africa. He hires a guide and sets off into the wilderness.

After a few hours of trekking through the bush, they come across a lion. The man, in a panic, turns to his guide and says, "What do we do? I don't want to be eaten by a lion!"

The guide calmly replies, "Don't worry, we just need to run faster than the slowest person in our group."

The man looks around and sees that he is the only person in the group. He starts to run as fast as he can, but the lion is gaining on him quickly.

With the lion hot on his heels, the man yells out, "I thought you said we just had to run faster than the slowest person!"

The guide yells back, "I did, but I didn't say anything about outrunning a lion!"