The Unbeatable Bulldozer: A Man vs. Marriage

A man walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a beer and starts chatting with the bartender.

The bartender tells the man, "You know, we have a special drink here that no one has ever been able to finish. It's called the 'Bulldozer'."

Intrigued, the man asks, "What's in it?"

The bartender replies, "Well, it's a mix of vodka, whiskey, tequila, rum, gin, and a splash of hot sauce. And to top it off, we light it on fire before serving it to you."

The man thinks for a moment and decides to give it a try. The bartender carefully prepares the drink, lights it on fire, and hands it to the man.

The man takes a deep breath, starts drinking, and before he knows it, he finishes the entire drink in one gulp.

The bartender is shocked and asks, "How on earth did you manage to finish the 'Bulldozer'?"

The man shrugs and says, "Well, I've been married for 15 years. A fiery drink like that is nothing compared to dealing with my wife every day."