A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender looks at him and says, "What can I get for you?"
The man replies, "I'll have a beer… and a chip for my duck."
Confused, the bartender hands him a beer and a chip. The man places the chip on the duck's head and they both start drinking their beers.
After a few minutes, the bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer and asks the man, "Why do you have a duck on your head?"
The man takes a sip of his beer and replies, "Well, I was walking down the street when suddenly a genie appeared and granted me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked for a million dollars. Poof! Just like that, a million dollars appeared in front of me.
For my second wish, I asked for everlasting happiness. Poof! Just like that, I felt a joy like I've never felt before.
And for my third wish, I asked for a chick with long legs and big tits… but this is what I got."