A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a horse that is also at the bar. The man looks at the horse and sees that it has a very sad look on its face.
The man says to the horse, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "Well, I'll tell you. I'm a magical horse and I accidentally turned myself into a horse and now I can't turn back."
The man is shocked and asks, "Well, how did you turn yourself into a horse in the first place?"
The horse sighs and says, "I was at a magic show and the magician told me to pick a card, any card. So I picked the Queen of Spades and he said 'Abracadabra' and poof, I turned into a horse."
The man starts to laugh and says, "That's the craziest thing I've ever heard! But hey, at least you're a talking horse now!"
The horse nods and says, "Yeah, but it's not all fun and games. People keep trying to ride me, thinking I'm some sort of circus act. It's exhausting!"
The man nods sympathetically and says, "Well, if you ever need a break, come hang out at this bar. We can have a few drinks and I can introduce you to some of my friends. Who knows, maybe you'll even find a way to turn back into a human."
The horse smiles for the first time and says, "Thanks, that sounds like a plan. And hey, if all else fails, I can always start a new career as a stand-up comedian. I've got plenty of material now!"