Three friends, John, Bill, and Steve, were out hiking in the woods when they stumbled upon a magical genie lamp. Excited, they rubbed the lamp and out popped the genie.
The genie told them that he would grant each of them one wish, but there was a catch – whatever they wished for, their ex-wives would receive double.
John thought for a moment and said, "I wish for a mansion." The genie snapped his fingers and suddenly John was standing in front of a huge mansion. However, across the street, his ex-wife now had two mansions.
Bill chuckled and said, "I wish for a million dollars." The genie granted his wish, and Bill found himself holding a briefcase filled with cash. But, just as the genie warned, his ex-wife now had two million dollars.
Steve thought carefully, then confidently said, "I wish for a mild heart attack."