A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for a year! Just complete the challenge."
Intrigued, the man asks the bartender what the challenge is.
The bartender replies, "Well, first you have to drink a whole bottle of whiskey in under a minute. Then, you have to go into the back room where there's a vicious lion that has a thorn stuck in its paw. You have to remove the thorn without getting mauled. And finally, there's a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm. You have to give her one."
The man thinks about it for a moment and then says, "No thanks, I don't think it's worth it."
The bartender nods and says, "Yeah, I wouldn't either. The bottle of whiskey is impossible to finish in a minute, the lion is actually a stuffed animal, and the old woman is my grandma who's been faking it for years. But hey, at least you're honest!"