A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he sits at the bar, he notices a jar filled with $100 bills sitting on the counter. Curious, he asks the bartender what the jar is for.
The bartender explains, "We have a challenge here at the bar. In order to win the money in the jar, you have to complete three tasks. First, you have to knock out our toughest bouncer with one punch. Second, you have to go out back and remove a sore tooth from our resident grizzly bear. And finally, you have to make love to our oldest and ugliest regular customer."
The man thinks for a moment and decides he's up for the challenge. He finishes his drink, stands up, and confidently walks over to the bouncer. He winds up and delivers a powerful punch, knocking the bouncer out cold with one blow.
Feeling good about his first task, the man heads out to the back to face the grizzly bear. The bar patrons hear loud roars and growls coming from outside, followed by silence. After a few minutes, the man returns, bloody and bruised but smiling proudly.
Now, it's time for the final task. The man takes a deep breath and heads over to the oldest and ugliest customer in the bar. He begins to make love to her with a mix of determination and disgust. The bar patrons can hardly believe their eyes but cheer him on nonetheless.
After finishing the task, the man sits down at the bar, exhausted but victorious. The bartender hands him the jar of money and asks, "Congratulations! How do you feel after completing all three tasks?"
The man smiles and replies, "Well, I may be a little sore and bruised, but at least I can say I knocked out a bouncer, pulled a tooth from a grizzly bear, and slept with the ugliest person I've ever seen. And I won $100 for it!"