A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. As he is sitting at the bar enjoying his drink, he notices a jar filled with money on the counter. Curious, he asks the bartender about it.
The bartender explains that they have a little game going on at the bar. In order to win the money in the jar, you have to complete three challenges. The man, feeling confident, asks what the challenges are.
The bartender points to a large bouncer standing by the door and says, "First, you have to knock out Big Tony over there with just one punch." The man looks over at the bouncer, who looks like he could bench press a small car, and gulps nervously.
The bartender continues, "Second, there's a wild tiger in the basement with a loose tooth. You have to pull out the tiger's tooth without getting mauled." The man's eyes widen in disbelief at the absurdity of the challenge.
"And finally," the bartender says, "you have to make love to the oldest, meanest prostitute in town and make her climax."
The man's jaw drops at the last challenge, but after a moment of contemplation, he decides to give it a shot. He finishes his beer, stands up, and confidently walks over to the bouncer, delivering a powerful, knockout punch that sends him sprawling to the floor.
The bar erupts in cheers and applause as the man, feeling emboldened, heads down to the basement to face the tiger. After a few nerve-wracking minutes, the man emerges from the basement, bloodied but victorious, holding the tiger's tooth in hand.
Feeling invincible, the man heads upstairs to complete the final challenge with the prostitute. After a lengthy session that leaves the man exhausted and sweaty, the prostitute finally reaches her climax and collapses in a state of pure ecstasy.
The man, feeling triumphant, walks back to the bartender and proudly announces that he completed all three challenges. The bartender, impressed, hands him the jar filled with money.
Just then, the man overhears a regular at the bar mutter, "I can't believe Dave bet that guy he couldn't do it all." The man's heart sinks as he realizes he had fallen for a practical joke.
Defeated, he walks out of the bar, his pride shattered, but at least he had a good story to tell – and a little bit of cash in his pocket.