There once was a man who had a pet talking parrot. The parrot was quite the chatterbox and loved to tell jokes. One day, the man decided to take the parrot with him to a comedy club to show off his talent.
As soon as they arrived at the club, the parrot started cracking jokes left and right, making everyone in the audience burst into laughter. The man was beaming with pride as he watched his beloved pet steal the show.
But as the night went on, the parrot's jokes started to become more and more inappropriate. The man tried to quiet him down, but the parrot wouldn't listen. Finally, the club owner had enough and kicked them out.
As they were walking home, the man scolded the parrot for his behavior. "I can't believe you would say such things in public! You embarrassed me," he exclaimed. The parrot just shrugged and replied, "Hey, what can I say? I'm a bird of ill repute!"
The man couldn't help but chuckle at the parrot's punny response. They continued walking home, with the parrot still chattering away, making jokes about everything they passed by. And as they reached their door, the man couldn't help but think that he wouldn't trade his mischievous parrot for anything in the world.