Three guys are stranded on a deserted island when they find a magic lamp washed up on the beach. Excitedly, they rub the lamp and a genie appears.
The genie tells the three men that they each get one wish. The first guy says, "I wish to be rich!" Poof, the man is surrounded by piles of money.
The second guy says, "I wish to be reunited with my family." Poof, the man is teleported back home and hugs his loved ones.
The third guy, seeing his friends' wishes come true, starts thinking about what he should wish for. Suddenly, he exclaims, "I've got it! I wish for a never-ending supply of beer!"
Poof, the man finds himself drowning in a sea of beer. He's ecstatic, swimming and drinking to his heart's content.
The other two guys look at each other, shaking their heads. The first guy says, "I can't believe he wasted his wish on beer."
The second guy nods and replies, "Yeah, he'll be drunk for eternity."
Just then, they hear a loud burp coming from the beer ocean. The third guy pops up, slightly intoxicated and yells, "Who cares! I can swim in it, drink it, and even pee in it! This is the best wish ever!"