A man walks into a bar and sees a sign that says, "Free drinks for life! Just complete the challenge." Intrigued, the man asks the bartender what the challenge is.
The bartender explains, "You have to successfully complete three tasks. First, you have to drink a gallon of hot sauce without flinching. Second, you have to go outside and wrestle a bear and win. And finally, you have to make love to the most beautiful woman in town."
The man thinks about it for a moment and decides to give it a shot. He chugs the gallon of hot sauce with tears streaming down his face but doesn't flinch. He then heads outside to find the bear waiting for him. They grapple and roll around for what seems like hours, but eventually, the man emerges victorious.
Feeling accomplished, the man heads back into the bar and asks the bartender where he can find the most beautiful woman in town. The bartender points him in the direction of a stunning woman sitting at the end of the bar. The man walks over, introduces himself, and they hit it off immediately.
They head back to the man's place and start getting intimate. As things heat up, the woman suddenly stops and says, "Wait, I have a confession to make. I used to be a man."
The man is shocked but decides to roll with it. They continue their night of passion, and the man finds himself enjoying it more than he ever expected.
The next morning, the man wakes up feeling a little confused but ultimately satisfied. He heads back to the bar to collect his prize of free drinks for life. The bartender congratulates him and asks if he wants his usual.
The man replies, "Actually, do you have any more of that hot sauce? I'm craving some spicy drinks now."